Audley Harrison is a fraud – top sports fraudsters

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Report by Daena Hayhurst

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I watched the David Haye vs Audley Harrison fight very last evening and needless to say I was disappointed. I won’t go into a large volume of detail as to why, since I’d be ranting, but secure to say the stats speak for on their own. Audley ‘A-force’ Harrison threw 33 ‘punches’ and only a single of them landed – I use the inverted commas simply because you genuinely could barely call the attempts from Audley to hit Haye punches. I honestly can say that I would have set up far more of a battle that he did last night, and I am no heavyweight! He just didn’t want to have a battle, I don’t assume it’s in his nature!

I received to considering about how David Haye post battle described himself and his family placing huge quantities of cash on a spherical 3 knock-out. I couldn’t aid but assume that perhaps also Audley had this bet of as effectively! myself and my mates had a appropriate old laugh about this but in reality this definitely could have been the circumstance. Audley ought to not have been fighting, he didn’t should have the title shot and he wholly lived up to this statement. It’s fairly apparent that this battle purely benefited all parties with the exception to the client, or viewers as you could be much more acquainted with. Think about it, the advertisers got their way, sky box office obtained their cash, David and Audley will have made bundles on the battle on your own, irregardless of aspect bets, and their teams will have produced a packet. The only problem is that now Audley Harrison has to relive the embarrassment of being a failure one particular very last time on a single of the largest stages in activity – a planet title fight, I’m sure his millions will make up for this.

Some thing to make you, the viewer, slightly much less grieved – a naked boxing lady

It all came to experience like a huge fraud to me. I honestly felt like I could have been doing some thing significantly far better with my time, exclusively my girlfriend, instead than wasting it observing a crap battle built up to be a lot far more than it in reality truly was. Anyhow, my mini rant about the fight is more than and now lets reflect on some other sporting frauds. Here is my top 5 sporting frauds:

five. Henry fruitlessly will take France to the entire world cup, with his hand

The late William Gallas goal, which gave France a 2-one aggregate victory in its two-game playoff with Ireland, came off a blatant handball by star Thierry Henry. With the Irish fighting to apparent the ball deep on their facet, Henry batted the ball down with his left hand, darted a speedy pass to Gallas, who then headed the ball in for the decisive target.With cries of “cheat” ringing in his ears from furious Irish fans, the Barcelona and former Arsenal ahead emerged from the dressing room to say: “I will be truthful, it was a handball. But I’m not the ref. I played it, the ref authorized it. That’s a query you ought to inquire him.

4. Gentleman United’s extra gentleman

On eighteen April 2001, prior to Manchester United’s Champions League match in opposition to Bayern Munich, Electrical power walked onto the pitch in team colours, and took up a placement subsequent to player Andy Cole. Although he was observed by other players, he managed to remain in location for the team photograph.

three. Stella the high-velocity fella

In the course of the 1936 Olympic Games, all three medal winners in the women’s a hundred metres looked more butch than their male counterparts. The winner was American Helen Stephens, whose characteristics have been so masculine and voice so deep that one British feminine athlete openly queried how she was even permitted into the women’s section of the Olympic village. The silver medal was won by Stella Walsh, a Polish sprinter whose correct gender was only found when he/she was gunned down in the crossfire of a lender robbery in Ohio in 1980. The autopsy revealed that her nickname of ‘Stella the Fella’ was well deserved: she was discovered to have male genitalia.

2. Ben Johnson and his drug fuelled Olympic sprint ‘win’

On September 24, Johnson beat Lewis in the 100m ultimate at the Olympics, lowering his individual world record to nine.79 seconds. Johnson would later remark that he would have been even more rapidly had he not raised his hand in the air just just before he finished the race. However, Johnson’s urine samples have been observed to contain stanozolol, and he was disqualified three days later on. He later admitted obtaining utilised steroids when he ran his 1987 entire world file, which induced the IAAF to rescind that file as well. Johnson and coach Francis complained that they utilized doping in order to continue to be on an equal footing with the other top athletes on medication they had to compete versus.

one. The hand of God

With the 1986 Globe Cup quarterfinal match between England and Argentina tied at -, and just minutes left on the clock, Argentinean striker Maradona and English goalkeeper Peter Shilton converged on the ball. Shilton attained out to apparent, but Maradona leapt into the air and, with a seemingly not possible header, guided the ball into the net to give his team the win.

The shot was just as not possible as it looked. Slow-movement replays — and an infamous nevertheless shot taken by a Mexican photographer — showed Maradona employing his left hand to deflect the ball toward the target. Argentina won two-1, soon after Maradona scored a 2nd — legit — aim. In an interview the subsequent day, Maradona described the controversial play. “It was partly the hand of Maradona,” he explained, “and partly the hand of God.”Email machinedaena@gmail.com for enquiries, concepts, views and proposals. Don’t forget to comply with me and tell you buddies about me. MachineDaena. http://www.twitter.com/machinedaenaPOSTED BY MACHINEDAENA AT 22:11 LABELS: AUDLEY HARRISON, BEN JOHNSON, BOXING, DAVID HAYE, FRAUD, FRAUDSTERS, HOAX, HOAXED, HOAXES, MARADONNA, SPORTING FRAUDS, SPORTING HOAXES, THIERRY HENRY

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